cable television

Telewest cable TV is better than sky

Telewest cable television is cheaper than sky so get stuffed with your leopard skin vans

by David Richardson March 1, 2005

Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

Televisatching

The act of watching television, a very common human activity never before condensed into a single English word.

I spent my entire day off from work televisatching. What a waste!

by Sidslang July 19, 2010

Television Buffering

When whatching a show on a TV with a DVR you pause and wait for it to gain a sizable lead in real time so you can fast forward through commercials.

Guy 1-There are soooooo many commercials on SNL!
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.

by Joquandra April 7, 2011

televisional

Coming from the television.

Internet and televisional influences can be the source of child corruption.

by Denyingninja August 31, 2011

televisiony

acting like your life is a television show

why are you acting so televisiony

by :-) smile January 12, 2015

television

a form of babysitter

The parents put the girl in front of the television until dinner was cooked.

by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2015