Tender Gentleman

The act of snuggling up with a woman and gently kissing her.

Paul: Dude did you bang that chick last night?

Frank: Nope, but I gave her the tender gentleman.

Paul: Aw Frank, you're such a good guy.

by Totally Awesome Tim E. May 15, 2010

tenderize

To immerse the subject person in continuous patterns of sincere, intense and highly concentrated physical and emotional affection.

"Tenderized Love" represents the climactic state of amorousness that results between the subject and the "acting party" after prolonged episodes of tenderizing.

Raffi: I'm going to tenderize you so good - it won't be weird I promise...

Jim: Love me tender love me sweet!

by Haleb June 25, 2008

tender dick

Tender dick tends to be a cock blocker. He wants all the pussy to himself. He is selfish. He thinks he is whipping the pussy the pussy is whipping him

The reason he's chose hoes over Bro's is he is a tender dick nigga

by Playboybiatch June 15, 2016

jersey tenderfoot

When a clueless moron walks to his car from the beach barefoot and gets 2nd degree burns on his feet from the blacktop in the parking lot.

Mark Z. got a jersey tendefoot when he went back to his car for a monkey fag break.

by Dogboy Dave April 4, 2005

father tedded

Father Ted is a great series. However, a friend of ours had bigged it up so much that it could never live up to the stratospheric heights that he had set it and, while good, it didn't. He had therefore 'father tedded' Father Ted.

Robert told Della that he had a big cock. In fact it was only 4". Della was upset and told Robert that he had father tedded things too often and that she was very disappointed with the size of his cock!

by Teddus December 11, 2006

meat tenderizer

A ugly girl who causes a dudes dick to go soft.

Aye yo, she a real meat tenderizer.
- I know right

by Ronald G January 2, 2006

Tendernob

San Francisco, California term for the area on the border between the economically depressed neighborhood of the Tenderloin and the upscale Nob Hill district. Provides striking juxtapositions of wealth and poverty. Often used with sexually suggestive implications.

I was at Geary and Leavenworth in the Tendernob when I saw some desperate girl climb into a stranger's Grand Cherokee.

by Leslie Doppler Hammond March 2, 2008