Tech N9ne

Tech 9 is reppin K.C. to da fullest
Can't nobady fuck wit his skills

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

New Mexico Tech

A school in Socorro known for lack of girls, high nerd rate, frequency of masturbation, and for its total awesomeness.

I'm going to Tech!

Tech suscks.
You're not smart enough to go to Tech! You can't even spell "sucks."

Tech is awesome.

by NM Rox March 12, 2005

Wake Tech

The University of Wake Tech for high achievers of America is the most prestigious school on this side of the mississippi and has graduated such successful individuals as that dude who sells speakers out of a van at walmart, or that one dude who strategically places hamburger patties between sesame buns...

GUY1: I got in to wake tech man!!!
GUY2: Scoreee me to!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY1: We're goin places Dude!

by iamaputtputtpro April 16, 2009

Tech Extremist

These people consume rare earth metals to fuel their desire to steal my Mongolian uncles and raid my silkworm and rare fish farms

Diego is a tech extremist, I need your help Johnny to dispose of the body

by Luca Maximum November 1, 2022

New Mexico Tech

some times abbreviated as NMT
the place with the highest nerd to normal rate on the planet, including NASA.

Hi, I'm from Tech

Yes, I've noticed the lack of social skills, body odor, and Star Trek collectors edition Phaser

by Baron_von_Awesome March 29, 2005

indian tech support

Some cunts who call your phone and steal your money

I just got called by a indian tech support, he almost took 1 000$ from me

by Kloody klee May 4, 2017

HVAC Tech

Rumored to be an immortal god, capable of preform task deemed impossible by man. One that is capable of fixing the most fucked up shit dreamed by man. See also god

The HVAC Tech fixed my A/C unit and made my wife shut up.

by HVACgod July 9, 2021