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TAC (Technical Assistance Center) Agent

This is a technical role, requiring previous automotive technical experience and good communication skills
TAC (Technical Assistance Center) AgentA job working in a call centre with no benefits or opportunities, for a company whose name you can't say or spell unless you have a Bombay postcode, windows optional!!
Any applicants will be accepted so long as you can avoid taking calls phone in sick every time it snows,

Technical experience is not required if you can pick up a phone and take calls you can do this job,, as the Team leaders say you are not employed to fix cars you are here to take calls,
Normally your pay would reflect your experience but not in this role, we pride ourselves at Minacs we reward the employee’s with poor attendance and very little motor trade experience who normally would be sacked in any other job because of the amount of mistakes they have made but not at Minacs we give our staff time out for someone to one table football training, and as many courses as we can get you on..
Holidays you can take them when we say you can take them but we refuse to let you have time off for funerals.
Please apply if you like crap pay no benefits

We are also seeking Parts assistance consultants
Any experience working in KFC in Luton will guarantee you a job in the parts assistance centre as long as you can release calls and not raise cases , travelling expenses to and from work will be paid if your Mother's name is Debbie,
by tobycarvery1 April 27, 2010
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Techniclad

a very useful adjective which can be used in the following ways:

1. someone who won't pay attention to the basic facts of something, and only pays attention to the technical, unimportant details.

2. someone who won't look up from their device, whether it be their flip phone, their iPod, their blackberry, their text conversation, their computer, their iPhone, their Droid, their PsP, their DS, their iPad, TV, videogames....etc.
1. Randolph: "Jesus Christ, there's this huge bear about to maul us, we should run!"
Winston: "Dude, it's got like, really cool patterns on its fur."
Randolph: "Are you serious?? You are so techniclad!!! Let's go before we get pwned"

2. Smokin-Hot Girl: "So I really like you. You're so wonderful and funny and awesome and gorgeous, I think we should have sex right now."
Boy: "Oh come ON! I almost won in doodle jump! Shit hang on I'm gonna try again..............................did you say something?"
Smokin-Hot Girl: "Ugh, nevermind, you are so techniclad."
by Techniclad Lad :( June 16, 2010
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Teaching My Liver to Swim

Finals just ended and I am going to spend the entire weekend teaching my liver to swim.
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techicapped

Some that is feeling technology handicapped or is feeling overwhelmed by technology
Katie is feeling techicapped by trying learn twitter
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Technicolor Sanchez

Sex after a hungover visit to Taco Bus resulted in a Technicolor Sanchez.
by k. pablo August 25, 2011
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Technesia

People who suffer from technesia forget any technologically-related instructions anyone gives them moments after they need them. Thus they will ask you the same technology-related question over-and-over since they forgot you already told them 5 times before.
Geez, that's the 6th time I've told them how to connect to a wireless network. They must be suffering from a severe case of technesia.
by The Mad IT Admin June 4, 2013
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technical dickticulties

When a man is having issues remaining erect during sex or during sexual activities.
Maybe we should try this when you're more focused because it seems like you're having some technical dickticulties.
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