Techniclad 

a very useful adjective which can be used in the following ways:

1. someone who won't pay attention to the basic facts of something, and only pays attention to the technical, unimportant details.

2. someone who won't look up from their device, whether it be their flip phone, their iPod, their blackberry, their text conversation, their computer, their iPhone, their Droid, their PsP, their DS, their iPad, TV, videogames....etc.

1. Randolph: "Jesus Christ, there's this huge bear about to maul us, we should run!"
Winston: "Dude, it's got like, really cool patterns on its fur."
Randolph: "Are you serious?? You are so techniclad!!! Let's go before we get pwned"

2. Smokin-Hot Girl: "So I really like you. You're so wonderful and funny and awesome and gorgeous, I think we should have sex right now."
Boy: "Oh come ON! I almost won in doodle jump! Shit hang on I'm gonna try again..............................did you say something?"
Smokin-Hot Girl: "Ugh, nevermind, you are so techniclad."

Techniclad by Techniclad Lad :( June 16, 2010

technicalissimo 

An IT manager with the attitude.

Yes, you're on speaker. (Aside: I'm the technicalissimo, goddammit! You're lucky I answered the phone.)

technicalissimo by mahatma kane jeeves October 19, 2018

Technoblade 

A sentient pig who plays skywars and stabs orphans, sacrificing their blood to the blood god.

Technoblade can neither confirm nor deny memorizing gift locations in grinch simulator.

Technoblade by Asianpowah May 29, 2020

Technoblade 

The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

"It sure does suck to be an orphan and be constantly murdered by Technoblade"

Technoblade by technobladder November 11, 2020

Technoblade 

A pig who never dies.

Also know for having a stack of enchanted orphans on Hypixel skyblock.

*Player is in the middle of a skywars game*

"Wow I have a full set of enchanted diamond armour and an enchanted diamond sword!"

"I'm surely gonna win!"

*A player with a pig skin comes charging towards the middle*

"Technoblade nevaaa diesss"

Technoblade gets his 500 win streak.

Technoblade by HydroHomies August 8, 2019

Technoblade 

An utter unit of a specimen who will destroy orphans for skywars coins.

Guy: Potato
Technoblade: Yes technoblade never loses

Technoblade by truths_com October 2, 2020

Technoblade 

Technoblade is a Minecraft YouTuber who reached 3 million subscribers on October 16th, 2020.

Technoblade is also known as “Techno”, “TechnoThePig”, and “The Blade”. He tends to call other people nerds even though he is one. He also has sworn revenge against all orphans for killing his parents when he was a child out of jealousy.

Techno completes the “Holy Trinity” of Building, Redstone, and PvP in Minecraft along with Grian and Mumbo Jumbo.

Techno is part of a group called “Sleepy Bois Inc.” with streamers Wilbur Soot, Ph1LzA, and TommyInnit.

He has many notable achievements such as:

- Winning Minecraft Monday 4 times

- 1,400+ Bedwars winstreak

- Winning Minecraft Championships twice

- Participating in Minecraft Ultimate and getting 116 team kills, smashing the previous record of 19, 47 of which were his own. His team also raised $11,000 out of $36,000 for charity.

- Farmed 500 million potatoes in Hypixel Skyblock, winning the potato war by 88 million potatoes.

- Is the second best Skywars player

- Beat Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel.

- Defeated Dream, Skeepy, and Hypixel in a duel.

- Conquering the entire world on SMP Earth

Techno recently joined Dream’s SMP server to help Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit, fellow members of Sleepy Bois Inc, to revolt against democratically elected leaders.

Technoblade’s current goal is to reach 10 million subscribers in order to get PIG rank on Hypixel, the most popular Minecraft Server

Someone: Who is the best at Minecraft PvP?
Sentient beings: Technoblade

Technoblade by YeeBoiHasFoundYou October 27, 2020