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Tebow

An expression used on a girl you respect, but still find incredibly attractive. You take her out to a nice dinner, and wait (to have sex) to you marry her. As opposed to taking her out to a nice dinner and f*** her
Man, Amber is so hot. I'd like to Tebow her.
by Bobby Milwaukee August 13, 2012
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TIM TEBOW

ANOTHER WORD FOR HOMO,FAG,BITCH,PUSSY ASS MUTHAFUCKER!
WAS THAT TIM TEBOW CRYING ON NATIONAL TV?.....YES IT WAS!!
by tha muthafuckin king! December 30, 2011
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Teblowing

v- Te-blow-ing- the act of getting down on one knee and thanking your personal false deity by giving someone else oral sex.
As an atheist, I don't know who to thank for this great Teblowing.

You must be religious because your Teblowing is heavenly.

Her excellent skills at Teblowing made him felt great, but were almost too good, which made him wonder if she was Catholic.
by Brutal Humor January 6, 2012
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Tebowed

Verb: To get Jimmered, i.e., to succeed at something in an exceptional manner. Named after BYU point guard Jimmer Fredette and adapted to Tim Tebow. It is said of Jimmer that he is within three-point range the moment he steps off the bus. Similarly, Tebow has a chance, and perhaps even a likelihood, to win a game the minute that game is scheduled.
by jzalisa January 9, 2012
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Pulling a Tim Tebow

Becoming severely upset or even crying over a major failure in ones life.
Bill is pulling a Tim Tebow because he lost at the Monopoly World Championships.
by Nick Pace February 23, 2010
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Tebow Win

Doing barely enough to get a win in any kind of sporting event or competition.
My friend was bragging yesterday how he beat me in chess, he only had two pieces left... What a Tebow Win
by some random white d00d January 26, 2012
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Tebowmania

When NFL fans and common people unitedly rejoice for upcoming miracles.
There was Tebowmania at the gym last night...

-Why?

Casue someone was running on the treadmill for 8 hours!

- Wow!
by Marcus Erailius August 5, 2012
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