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Japanese Teapot

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.
The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'
by The Pelican's Briefs January 17, 2023
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Teapot

Something to domestically abuse your child when they look to much like their father.
"I used the water from the teapot to burn my sons face"
by Door knob dudes... February 22, 2021
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Teapot

A) “Hey do you want smoke a teapot?”
B) “Why would I wanna smoke a teapod?”
A) “Nah, I mean tea’pot’”
by Whattheffffff May 16, 2022
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teapot

I watched a video of a man making a clay teapot from scratch whilst I was high on edibles at 3am it was my moment. The mfs look so good to drink out of and they make your tea splendeculous for all those proper british chaps out there XXX
"Do you like teapots?"
"Yeah my Grandma tripped over one and broke her neck last week"
"Oh"
"Yeah"
by humanartar January 24, 2022
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Mexican teapot

The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.
My legs got soaked after giving Helen a Mexican teapot
by Curly smurf July 28, 2017
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Topsy Teapot

The act of urinating in your partners anus.
Did you hear about Jessica at the party?
Jimmy gave her a Topsy Teapot
by Topsyboy December 18, 2023
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teapot

an instrument of torture and a divine artifact of the teapot clan
holy crap jamal! kyle just pulled out the teapot!
by glitchyteapot December 22, 2022
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