td

An abbreviation for the word “today”.

What are you going to do td?

by anonymous May 29, 2023

TDS

Tiny Dick Syndrome. Sometimes incorrectly referred to as Thick Dick Syndrome.

“Hey Zach, did you have sex last night?”
“Yea, but it kinda sucked because we both had TDS”
“Damn”

by Cheese Curd January 6, 2022

hop on tds

go to sleep.

im a bit tired rn, imma hop on tds for a bit

by guy on urbandictionary November 7, 2023

Td

Today

Td was fun.
What are you up to td?
Wys td?

by Happyhigh420 December 21, 2021

Td Amino News

The Copy cat of Weekly Duncan News on Total Drama Official Amino! They rip off sections from the post and starts drama with the Weekly Duncan News.

The Td Amino News uploaded today!

by TackyTackyYoy July 5, 2020

Td

Today

I am td

by Kkyyrrii June 22, 2021

TDS

"Trump Derangement Syndrome"

A "disease" made up by Republicans, used as a derogatory term to make fun of the Democrats' seemingly irrational hatred for Mister Forty-Five. The most common symptom is finding any way to take a dig at the man in literally any social media post they find, even if said post is not remotely political by any stretch of the imagination.

TDS might be considered a real disease at this rate

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 21, 2024