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ass on table

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up
Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!
by Borntwopk December 12, 2013
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Turn the tables

Reverse the positions of adversaries. The phrases is often used when the weaker position subsequently becomes dominant.
Don't turn the tables on me, that's your fault!
by alexculli September 23, 2011
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Table Tennis

A sport in which two or four players hit a lightweight, hollow ball back and forth to each other with paddles. The game takes place on a hard table divided by a net. Players must allow a ball played towards them only one bounce on their side of the table and must return it so that it bounces on the opposite side. Points are scored when a player fails to return the ball within the rules. Play is fast and demands quick reactions. A skilled player can impart several varieties of spin to the ball, altering its trajectory and limiting an opponent's options to great advantage.

Many people in the United States refer to table tennis as Ping Pong.
Jeffery: Hey, what's that Olympic sport in which players use paddles to hit a small ball over a net on a divided table?

Greg: Oh, you mean Table Tennis! Or Ping Pong if you prefer.
by Amaranthian September 26, 2008
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Table Breaking

The act of breaking tables but only for a laugh. Originated from Zayn Malik.
Harry: Hey Zayn what you up to today?
Zayn: Not much just gonna do some table breaking.
Harry: oh sounds good.
Zayn: i only wanna have a laugh.
by Niall Horan Nandos Freak April 25, 2012
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Nuts on the Table

A drinking game which two people play. One must get drunk, and then place his nuts on the table, which the other person is required to slam as hard as possible. If they pass out, then they have to wake up and take another drink.
First shown in Yugioh GX: The Abriged Series Ep. 8
Not suggested to actually be played be real people.
"Anyways, Nuts on the Table!"
"Okay, so I put my nuts on the table. Now what happens?"
"Now I do this! *slam*"
*person passes out"
by Chazzisawesome June 13, 2011
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tableclock

noun: A single piece of furniture that can be used as both a clock and a table
A glass coffee table with a clock stolen from the Yates building taped to the underside.

That kid had a sweet tableclock at his apartment; you could tell the time and rest your feet on it, I wish I had one.
by mr. jimmy socks January 28, 2011
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picnic table

the act of bending a girl over doggie-style and having sex while eating a full four course meal on her back
Dude, I would totally picnic table the shit out of Brandon's mom!
by Jim115160 July 18, 2012
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