Halo twosis

When you pull an all-nighter of Halo two online and forget to brush your teeth, resulting in bad horrible breath.

Can also be used with halo 3 if you have an X-box 360

Stan and Justin were up all night playing halo two online.

How do you know that?

They have Halo twosis

by Steve Ph December 9, 2008

Tuscaloosa Twosome

Wheelbarrow style sex initiated with any girl lying face-down in the mud.

I had a great tuscaloosa twosome with some freshman I found lying in the mud last night.

Did you see Rachel when she came home last night? She was all covered in mud. I guess it was David's birthday. Must have been a good tuscaloosa twosome.

by Herpecin L May 5, 2011

number twos

term used by white people to describe blacks when there are a lot of black around. used mostly by law enforcement officers.

hey arthur did you pick up any of those drunk number twos walking out of the club last night?

by tony August 1, 2004

Twofer dress

A combination shirt and skirt connected by a band or belt (at mid waist or empire waist line). The joined shirt and skirt- almost always two different colors- combine to make a casual chic dress.

That's a pretty dress.
Yeah, this is my new twofer dress.

by Linnaea B. August 25, 2010

twofers

the action of an overweight female rubbing the tip of two erect penis together.

Monica: Hey guys its twofers Tuesday; let me take care of you.

Guys: Monica we would rather die.

by Superthrive November 4, 2010

Terrible Twosome

Those two who are the coolest at school. The two girls who everyone else wants to be. They have their own symbol and "own" people. Also known as BL squared.

"Watch Out, Here Comes the Terrible Twosome!"

by 15 Mins. July 29, 2008

Twoski

Twoski (noun): The contents of one's bowels. Too many brewskis have been known to lead to Twoskis.

AKA: Poop, shit, turds, deuce, butt nuggets,number 2, fish flakes, kids, load, pile, etc., ad nauseum.

1. Did you see the youtube video of the lady laying a twoski in the middle of the grocery store?

2. You guys see the size of that twoski?

3. After all that cheese, I gotta drop a mad twoski (see shitloaf)

4. The inferno flavor wings set me up for a burning twoski (see Montezuma's Revenge)

by Professor Twoski, PhD April 20, 2012