Traffic Jam 

When the situation get's piled up. Two people deep in the back and one or more in the front. That's a jam! Causing everyone's engine to burn into overdrive.

Benny boning Ashkan Boning Marisa in the front.

"Oh my gawd man, my ass and my cock are aching from that Traffic Jam I was stuck in last night!"

Traffic Jam by shagondragon July 12, 2013

traffic cone 

An extremely, extremely, disgusting looking girl.

Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Ex. 1:

Braden: Dante, did you see that traffic cone by the bar?
Dante: God must have hit her with The Ugly Stick a bit too many times as a child.

Ex. 2
Dan: Hey Joe, how is traffic cone?
Joe: You mean my girlfriend? Fuck you Dan.

traffic cone by Graabir Boubi April 27, 2020

traffic light/🚦 

it's used when your s/o is just treating u like a traffic light. meaning if he was the car and u were the traffic light, he would just stop by/spend time with u for a short time or designated time, then leaves as soon as u turn green (turning green meaning u become comfy w him).

damn, after 2 weeks of talking to him, he left me like how someone sped against a red lighg and now i feel like a traffic light/🚦 tbh.

traffic light/🚦 by urphhoeforonlythatoneguy September 12, 2021

traffic tide 

A highway traffic phenomenon characterized by traffic slow to a stop for no appearent reason and then speeding back up again. It could be a one time occurance or happen a number of times over several miles.

We were making good time on the highway until we hit the traffic tide.

traffic tide by kdon777 June 22, 2011

Traffic light system 

Ever need a clear and simple way to rate women amoungst friends? When rating women, the traffic light analysis system can be used.

To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.

A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.

A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.

A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.

A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.

The traffic light system

Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.

Mike: shes about a yellow

Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.

Traffic light system by Niemico October 4, 2009

traffic jam 

A great excuse to get an oral while driving.

I couldn't wait for the next traffic jam up ahead, I was so horny with my woman in the car.

traffic jam by [e-mail] March 16, 2008

traffic blockin 

- Being on another level of fresh in EVERY aspect of ones life; male
- having the illest clothes, sneakers, etc
- listenin to the best music
- gettin as much pussy as wanted
- going to the sickest parties
- ownin a cutlass ride
- having an INTENSE amount of haters
- not being a dumbass, basically "going places" w.o bein corny about it
- etc.

: dude u catch that hypebeast fag walkin around there
: shut up fool, he traffic blockin
: wat the hells that
: damn ignorant, he wat you aint

traffic blockin by JDZ PT October 21, 2007