stress napping

taking multiple short naps (usually ranging from 10-30 minutes) to avoid immediate work, which often results in an unintentionally long period of rest because the time wasted by the previous nap places so much stress on the napper that he or she perceives the need to nap again

"How is your work coming along?"
"I started working last night and wanted to get two papers done before going to bed. Then I got overwhelmed so I stress napped from 9 pm until 7 am."

"I should be studying but I'm stress napping"

by fretl December 1, 2019

Shreshth

Shreshth is an intelligent, calm and good looking individual who has a very warm heart and will try to help you with everything he can. Loves tech and is very ambitious but also very lazy. Kind of an oxymoron in human form. Wants to get rich quick.

Oh my god, have you seen him? He is such a Shreshth!

by HEHEHEBEWARE November 24, 2021

Penis stress

When you’re constantly stressed because of the small size of your penis.

“Bro what’s up with him he’s always so uptight!”

“Don’t worry about it bro it’s just penis stress.”

by Cocksan November 4, 2018

Anish Shrestha

Root for giraffe; also can mean genetically bad at Minecraft

Hey mom! Look at that Anish Shrestha! He is very tall!
Why are you such an Anish Shrestha, I always have to carry you on Hypixel.

by Naphatus June 1, 2020

forbidden stress ball

A term that women use to describe the urge they get to squeeze a mans’ penis when it is soft (no longer erect).

-after sex-

man: “Aw crap, I’m embarrassed because my penis gets so small and soft after I cum.”
woman: “No it’s fine! Us girls know it as the forbidden stress ball because we always wanna squeeze the sh*t out of it but we can’t!”

man: “wtf...”

by fininstaz June 13, 2020

Post-Tater-Stress-Disorder

The anxious, sad, frightening aftermath of when a friend, family member, or co-worker gets upset during the day, and violently launches a potato into a wall or other solid object and it splatters into shards.

"Dang did you see Bobby launch that tater this morning?"

"Yeah he totally gave me Post-Tater-Stress-Disorder"

by Buffalo_Bill69 November 25, 2016

Post-mortem Stress

When a stressful situation has already been dealt with, but you still have leftover stress after it.

"I know I dumped Chad, but this post-mortem stress is just getting to me."

by FTOWC August 14, 2020