Speed of Swords

A speed twice as fast of the speed of light, as defined from Fighter from 8-bit theater, Interlude 02.

Ninjas are too slow for me because I move at the speed of swords--it is twice as fast as light you can look it up but i don't know where so dont ask--so that is why you see my sword blur like that.

by Monoshift November 12, 2010

Eff Sword

a) an exclamation used when one is flustered and/or upset

b) a sword that is peerless in comparison to other weapons like it

"I just failed 3 tests and got by butt wrecked in Call of Duty... Eff sword!"

"I bought an eff sword at the medieval weapons show

by grouchomarxx December 14, 2010

Potassium sword

A meme version of a banana or just to make bananas sound cooler

Griffen: I ate this banana last nigh it was fucking amazing
Elijah: you mean potassium sword you cunt

by Kent52203 March 20, 2017

pork sword

porkimons pride: a huge pork stump that is his ultimate super weapon. thats the form of a pink log. uses clumpy stumpy sauce to attack his foes (see porkimon)

the pork sword was unleash and was hammed against pokemons face

by slapapig September 24, 2003

Gentleman Sword

The fancy way of saying penis.

Shown in the Hollywood Undead song, 'Comin' In Hot.'

Well, that is most superb. I too had my Gentleman Sword rode on.

by eaglesfan95 April 19, 2011

Diamond Sword

What all the horny 8 year olds show their minecraft girlfriend.

Steve: hey girl, wanna see my diamond sword?
Alex: of course!
Alex: Wow, is that efficiency IV?
Steve: my big brother helped me

by ZyRacka January 31, 2019

Pork sword

It's that thing you wish was as big mine.

Sorry I'm late, I was with your girlfriend. I slayed her with my pork sword.

by Stoma Docking January 11, 2010