swiner

–noun
1. a person who has the swine flu.

That swiner is sick from eating that pork.

by Asian J May 7, 2009

spintereschelling

Essentially, this word can be used to express many emotions, such as; "special" or "Shpiffy" or "Fucking Awesome" It's a perfect example of Fang Seeth VanDoom Speak...An ingenious lexis of perplexing terms for your speaking and listening pleasures.

"Man, That was a spintereschelling video game."

by Ellynator VanDoom November 10, 2008

Swinerd

one who spends an inordinate amount of time reading and talking about Swine Flu, Mexico, and border security.

That Swinerd can't stop talking about surgical mask stocks.

Thus Always to (Swinerds)

by Man on a Raft April 30, 2009

Sinter

To sit in a strolling fashion.

To sinter, I felt inclined.

by _en July 9, 2010

Softcore Swinger

This type of swinging doesn't involve any real sexual contact. Is usually limited to dancing, flirting, kissing, and light petting with people outside of their own relationship with neither partner getting jealous.

"I can't believe Dan isn't mad that Julie sat on my lap and kissed me!"

"Ahh don't worry about it, dude. They're softcore swingers, they both do this all the time. Just don't expect it to go any farther"

by Nas_tees May 9, 2010

swifter

noun: Stereotype founded in New Jersey by a bunch of kids (origin: Controversial 2). made up of people who like to have variety in their lives and defy all other labels. the wardrobe of an everyday swifter comes from a plethora of different styles. (e.g. punk, preppy, indie, emo, scene, retro, mosher, skateboard, surfer, etc.) overall swifters follow their own paths and nobody elses. their personality is all their own and they listen to any type of music. NOTE: SWIFTERS DO NOT KNOW THEY ARE SWIFTERS.

You'se such a swifter. And I don't mean the vacuum cleaner.

by NINAnMELYKA July 14, 2008

Mexican Chair Swinger

The act of sitting on a chair covered in male ejaculatory excretions while chair is being hoisted up and down rythmicly (like the jewish barmitzvah tradition. It started by accident in mexico by the great philosopher Julioandro Sanchez (also accredited for the creation of the dirty sanchez).

Guy 1: Hey I just blew a huge load on that chair

Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger

Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.

by eeeeeeee-10 April 27, 2009