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greasy swingers

a common term for male testicles or balls often used in an office environment and usually in mixed company.
"If they want to order more stationery then they can kiss my greasy swingers!" - Denis
by Paul J H June 10, 2005
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Swinger

A person who has un-planned sexual encounters with numerous people who they are not dating and do not intend to date.

A person can be a swinger while single and faithful while in a relationship.

On the other hand, there are some people who continue to swing even while in relationships.
Person1- 'The other night I hooked up with 3 different men/women.'

Person2- 'That's disgusting, you filthy swinger.'

Person3- 'Sounds like good times! I wish I were a swinger!'
by A. Ded September 20, 2006
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Swinger

A person who engages in the Swing LifeStyle. Also known as a LifeStyler, Swingers are people who partake in group sex , one on one hook-ups or the swapping of sexual partners. Swingers attend or host Swinger/Lifestyle Parties.
It is for open sexual personalities and like minded individuals.

Although many Swingers enter the Lifestyle together, there are plenty who enter the Lifestyle as a bull, a single man in the Lifestyle who plays with other people’s wives and a unicorn, a single woman in the Lifestyle who likes to play with couples. There are also Nymphs, and Rexes. A Rex is a single man who enters the lifestyle and plays with women who are single or attached, REX means King. A Nymph is a straight (or bi) single queen who plays with men in the Lifestyle.

There is no room for jealousy or dramatics in the swinger realm.

Swingers are everyday people with jobs or lives just like everyone else can have. They are people who are very comfortable in their skin looking for new, exciting ways to explore their sexuality. There are voyeurs, exhibitionists, bdsm kinks, poly relationships and couples looking for the third, plus other types of swinger sub categories.
Some stumbled into the Lifestyle because they were bi-sexual or bi-curious, some for the desire to have sex beyond pro-creation and many for relationship excitement, some through marital issues, which in most cases, ended up enhancing their communication and relationships (if done right).
My wife and I wanted to play with other couples so we went to a Swinger Party.
I am a Swinger.
by @LayLaysList April 19, 2018
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Shigeru Miyamoto

If i met Shigeru Miyamoto, i'd be dazed, confused, and fall on my back

Name could possibly be anglicized as "Gary Meyers"
by your best idiot April 2, 2010
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Nut Swinger

Nut Swinger - when one person has a ghey infatuation with another person , and they hang on there every word ( NUTS ).
Everytime kunkelution says anything steve the "Nut Swinger" steps up and toots his horn...
by COOL MO DEE May 17, 2007
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swingers

1996 movie starring Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau. Extremely quotable due to its high frequency of money lines. Probably one of the finest pieces of cinema to come out of the 90s, if not the late 20th century.
Swingers is God's movie.
by Double Down June 7, 2005
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Mia Swier

Have you heard about Mia Swier?
Yeah, I pity her, she had to marry a gay man because his husband’s PR team forced him to.
by gleetrash April 21, 2020
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