Killer Swans

A form of attack, used among friends. One person will shout "Killer Swans!!!!" at someone, then he and the others will proceed to peck at that someone with their hands, as a killer swan would. Very painful and difficult to defend against, especially when about 7 people gang up on you. Hilarious to watch.

(Setting the scene- there are 6 or 7 guys standing around. The situation is tense, there is a climate of fear...All of a sudden...)

"KILLER SWANS!" <><><><><><><><><><>

(Everyone gangs up on someone and pecks them to a painful death.)

by Michael, with the help of Ryan and everyone who helped make Killer Swans a success. December 14, 2008

Swan Lake

Swan Lake is a long and very elaborate ballet composed by Pyotyr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. The ballet contains beautiful scenery, elaborate costumes and dances all set to a fairy tell involving princes, castles, sorcerers, and swans. Swan Lake is one of the three great ballets (The Nutcracker, Sleeping Beauty, and Swan Lake)

Swan Lake is an excellent ballet.

by Exhac May 19, 2006

Swan Lake

One person (the swan) is beaten and tied up then thrown to the ground. A group of men circle around the person and jerk off on them. After that, hot tar and feathers are poured onto the swan and the men jerk off on the swan again.

Poor Emily, she endured swan lake last night.

by Fuckemily69 August 23, 2018

Joe Swan

Man born with a rare penis condition known as “Parabolic Penile Dysfunction”

Yo dick reminds me of Joe Swan. That shit fucked up.

by 73736182)63682 November 24, 2018

Swanned off

To wander around

Were has he swanned off to

by Smithp0 October 31, 2015

nice swan

Just another way of saying 'nice one'

'We won the match today!'
'Oh nice swan'

by PJChloe June 10, 2016

dunk the swan

aka "body shower"... wash your body, but not your hair.

"I just got my hair done, so I'm just going to dunk the swan... I'll be quick!"

"Shoot I'm late for class... I'll just dunk the swan!"

by fjjazticks July 9, 2009