swamp ass

The unfortunate and revolting flatulence that can result from poor dietary choices.

After downing two bowls of chili and a few hard boiled eggs, Noah was stricken with a debilitating case of swamp ass.

by Annie January 16, 2004

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It is when your anus becomes extremely itchy. The itching can get quite intense and the more you itch, the more intense it gets. Swamp ass will usually occur after moving your bowls. The itching is most noticeable at night, especially while lying in bed. There is a cure however: Go to your doctor and he will recommend some cream. It should be gone in 2-3 weeks

The reason why swamp ass occurs when moving your bowls only at night is a mystery

by SWAMP ASS VITCIM August 23, 2004

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swamp ass epidemic

The act of having sweat pouring everywhere..
Most commonly,
Associated with large womens asses

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by Mr awesome chosen one the 2 October 28, 2011

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Swamp Ass

Build up of sweat and anal juices that then make the ass incredibly drippy and soggy, it is considered a delicacy in Ethiopia, best known for the swamp ass festival. This is when the tribes gather together and harvest the swamp ass from people named MICHAEL. They harvest it by the gallon and then proceed dance around the buckets of slosh and swamp ass.

It is rumored that swamp ass was used to cure the bubonic plague and is still used to flavor food to this day. It crusts up quite easily and can then be used as a crusty and delicious powder.

Damn Michael’s got some good ass swamp ass.

I’m going to sacrifice my friends at the swamp ass festival

by Kyle Dungus October 16, 2018

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Second Hand Swamp Ass

Taking off your boxers after a journey that involves mild to scorching temperatures that induce the sweat glands around the human asshole to rage uncontrollably..... and then putting them back on.

Awwww man! We shouldn't have played ping pong before going in the pool. Now I have to walk around with Second Hand Swamp Ass.

by Bill Brohiem July 25, 2011

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