Surprise Dance Party

A surprise social gathering where a small group of people walk around a college dorm with a strobe light and a boom box going into random rooms where people (who are preferably studying, sleeping, talking to their mom on the phone, or getting it on) are in, once everyone is in the room you proceed with the steps as follows:
1. Shut door and lock it
2. Turn off the lights
3. Plug the strobe light in
4. Blast the music
5. Dance

"You look traumatized, what happened?"
"A bunch of people came in here and had a surprise dance party."
"That sounds like fun."
"Not for me, it was like they raped me with dance and fun."

by TonguePlease March 2, 2010

nut surprise

When a girl is sucking a guys dick and he randomly nuts on her face then yells surprise!

"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night!"

by Bill & Aimee March 18, 2008

Colorful Surprise

a brightly colored and unexpected artwork similar to what children in grade school experience when they color a piece of paper, then color over it with solid black crayon. When the black crayon is scraped off, there is a colorful surprise.

I like my women to have tats on their cleavage. That way, you get a colorful surprise when you squeegee-off the Cleveland Steamer.

by EMaceator April 22, 2010

Iowa Surprise

An unexpected santorum. So named for the headline on Rick Santorum's website after his second-place win in the 2012 Iowa primaries.

"If I knew there was going to be an Iowa Surprise, I would have brought a towel."

"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"

by Araneus Cavaticus January 4, 2012

snooker surprise

A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,

Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.

by The Course Man November 14, 2013

Philadelphia Surprise

When you are at a gas station and have pumped your gas then, go into pay and while you are inside, someone takes a crap on the hood of your car.

I went into the gas station and came out to a Philadelphia Surprise.

by Tagloniousmonk March 13, 2018

baltimore surprise

When you are attending a Baltimore sporting event and an attractive woman sitting in the row behind you reaches into your trousers and gives you a handy

Man I went to the game last night and the orioles got their ass kicked , but the nice woman seated behind me gave me reached between my seat and gave me “the Baltimore surprise”

by Dugout6856 January 28, 2019