shprite

It's a slang term for the sprite that comes form McDonalds.

Sheeeesh, this shprite got me tripping, dawg!

by deez nuts stani March 1, 2021

Watch spring

A piece of hair belonging to a black man, in the likeness of a watch-spring.

Tyrone, clean up your watch springs after picking your 'fro. They look like tumbleweeds in the wind.

by Pizza Billy Johnson December 6, 2010

Brown Spring Weekend

In the words of Brown University: Annual series of student-run events and programs to celebrate the near completion of the academic year.

otherwise known as a hot mess where everyone is extremely high or drunk and are going crazy.

Q: Were you on Wriston Quad during Brown Spring Weekend?
A: Yeah, that place was a mess, but Dave Binder was awesome!

by Brunonian December 21, 2010

salt spring island

A small island off of Vancouver Island. Hippies, White trash, and entitled rich people make up 98% of the population while normal people make up 2%. You cant walk throw a rock anywhere without it hitting a hippie or junkie from the parks

"How was Salt Spring Island?"
"Beautiful and peaceful but hairy women kept telling me not to smoke at the bus stop"

by Icejaykay April 17, 2019

One bird doesn't make a spring

It means that one good action, doesn't make a person's whole personality good.

-I helped an old lady cross the street.
-That's great, but it doesn't make up for the fact that you burned down your house on purpose and almostshot your boyfriend. One bird doesn't make a spring.
-Okay Maria, you don't have to be a bitch about it.

by kasandra_aishe April 19, 2020

poptart suprise

Where you brake a poptart in half, where the Jelly stuff that's inside the poptart shows, and you rub it in the Vaginal area CreditCard style(up and down the area quickly), and you get all the jelly-like stuff inside the vagina flap area, then you use the Jelly-like stuff that's inside the poptart as Lube, and when you're finished, you eat the Cum-Jelly mixture out.

OH MY GOD! poptart suprise!..
mmmm..

by IKnowWhyCumIsWhiteAndClear September 19, 2009

dawn suprise

When a man wakes up at the crack of dawn before his spouse or significant other, and proceeds to masturbate in front of the girl's face, and then screaming right before you unleash the holy man seed, giving her a facial for the ages.

"Well Sandra thought she got the best of me last night by giving me blue balls, so this morning I made sure I got up extra early to give her the dawn suprise."

by TheDudeYourGirlBeBangin November 17, 2009