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Stuck in a muddy driveway 

Anal sex without adequate lube, causing withdrawal angst.
I got stuck in a muddy driveway.

Similar to muddy dirt road but with problems.

Not to be confused with trying to flee a threesome in a Porsche.

stuck magneto 

to be heavily intoxicated by drug use and have trouble maintaining focus
yo man i am stuck magneto the super hero
stuck magneto by jack dizzle June 5, 2005

stuck on my tits 

The female version of "stuck on my nuts," this term is used to describe a situation in which a guy is so into a girl that he will not leave her alone and thinks she is basically perfect.
Mark won't stop calling me; he's really stuck on my tits.
stuck on my tits by Beederbop June 16, 2010

stuck-up 

thinking you're above everyone else
Brian is so stuck-up he dared Joe to ride a skateboard. Joe refused and Brian called him a chicken. I wouldn't be surprised if his wife is as stuck-up as he is.
stuck-up by Karen Stickney July 30, 2008

stuck on my nuts 

A girl who is into a guy and everything he does ,to this girl, is so right in her eyes. She cant leave him alone for some reason.
OR:
The male in the relationship is so good at sex that the girl cant leave him alone. She always keeps comming back for more.
"Man that Lauren girl is stuck on my nuts bad"
stuck on my nuts by Lyn8732 May 8, 2008

Stuck up 

when a man suffers a long-lasting erection, and cannot get it to stop
tom: are you turned on or are you just happy to see me?
jack: neither, im stuck up and cant get it down
tom: phew
Stuck up by fathead431 November 22, 2009