Stuck in wardrobe

Phenomenon that occurs when you can't decide what to wear.

Woman 1: I'm going to be 20 minutes late because I got stuck in wardrobe.
Woman 2: That's okay, I got stuck in hair and make-up, take your time.

by shamrock32 June 19, 2009

Stuck in a muddy driveway

Anal sex without adequate lube, causing withdrawal angst.

I got stuck in a muddy driveway.

Similar to muddy dirt road but with problems.

Not to be confused with trying to flee a threesome in a Porsche.

by R. Lot April 11, 2010

stuck magneto

to be heavily intoxicated by drug use and have trouble maintaining focus

yo man i am stuck magneto the super hero

by jack dizzle June 5, 2005

stuck on my tits

The female version of "stuck on my nuts," this term is used to describe a situation in which a guy is so into a girl that he will not leave her alone and thinks she is basically perfect.

Mark won't stop calling me; he's really stuck on my tits.

by Beederbop June 16, 2010

stuck-up

thinking you're above everyone else

Brian is so stuck-up he dared Joe to ride a skateboard. Joe refused and Brian called him a chicken. I wouldn't be surprised if his wife is as stuck-up as he is.

by Karen Stickney July 30, 2008

stuck on my nuts

A girl who is into a guy and everything he does ,to this girl, is so right in her eyes. She cant leave him alone for some reason.
OR:
The male in the relationship is so good at sex that the girl cant leave him alone. She always keeps comming back for more.

"Man that Lauren girl is stuck on my nuts bad"

by Lyn8732 May 8, 2008

Stuck up

when a man suffers a long-lasting erection, and cannot get it to stop

tom: are you turned on or are you just happy to see me?
jack: neither, im stuck up and cant get it down
tom: phew

by fathead431 November 22, 2009