Waking Strudel

Slapping someone's ass EXTREMELY hard while they are asleep, which wakes the person up, and often results in violence.

Man, I was so pissed when Derrick woke me up with that waking strudel.

by Dumas January 7, 2007

Strategic Withdrawl

To run away, but in a strategic manner.

Used When:

- Every last resource is washed up

- All hope for winning is lost

- You aren't sure what to do next

- Your enemy will surely plow you into the ground

Often used in anime such as Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple.

A failed attempt at strategic withdrawl:

Girl: *runs away* Strategic withdrawl! *throws excessive amounts of food at guy*

Guy: *catches all food, unfazed*

A successful attempt at strategic withdrawl:

"Hero": Crap, I guess it's time for STRATEGIC WITHDRAWL! *throws large amounts of dirt at enemy's face while running away*

Bad Guy: Dammit, always with the strategic withdrawl! *cough cough*

by Ami-chan August 2, 2010

struth

Contraction of the words "God's truth"; exclamation, mild oath frequently used by all dinky-di Aussies. Alternative spelling: strewth.

Strewth! That's a bonza bush telly!

by hinterland August 10, 2003

sexit strategy

Plan to escape or extract one's self from an uncomfortable, boring, or otherwise unpleasant situation by means of bootie call, premediated date, prostitute, or other means of generally available/easily arranged coitus. Etymology of term derived from business term "exit strategy" making this term especially popular with venture capitalists, attorneys, yuppies, and anyone else who abuses business jargon.

Phew, that meet and great was so boring - luckily I leveraged my executive admin, Courtney as a sexit strategy so I could divest myself from a particularly non-value add situation, and move forward with a hostile takeover of her cooter.

by derbyroller October 12, 2010

Toaster Strudel

n
A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.

I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

Jumping Strudel

Smacking someone EXTREMELY hard on the ass, while running and jumping in the air, leaving a red hand mark on the cheeks.

"Damn Derrick, how fast were you running when you gave me that jumping strudel? That bitch still stings."

by Dumas November 4, 2006

Strategize

Verb of Strategy: The action of coming up with a strategy.

Thinking strategically about a situation or business challenge.

A contemporary non-word that has gained acceptance as appropriate business terminology.

After the focus group results are tabulated we will strategize the best communication tactic based on the insights obtained.

I had been strategizing for weeks as to how I would complete the assignment on time and within budget.

by WTZ_82 February 5, 2008