fadge-stratching

Combines with the noun fadge to describe a variety of quimmets - the more crisp and dried on sort that suggest the female bearer maintains a low level of hygiene.
Such fadge-stratchings are removed by picking and itching the affilcted area.
A derogatory insult.

"Bertha's pussy so dirty, you cant see for the fadge-scratchings!"

" Piss off you dirty fadge-stratching!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

stretch market

n. fictional place where women obtain stretch marks; caution should be employed when using word around pregnant people.

Check out Rebecca. Methinks she's been spending a lot of time at that new stretch market.

What'd I hear you say? You come back here! You hear!

by gnostic1 July 24, 2011

stretched quimosine

An extremely elongated fanny that has taken plenty of people for a ride.

I heard Betty has a stretched quimosine.

by ButtMonkeyUK June 12, 2009

stretcher drunk

Consuming such a rediculous amount of alcohol that you lose all motor functions , thus the only means of transportation is a stretcher.

Hey Matt you get tore up there other night? Matt- boy I got stretcher drunk they had to haul my ass outta there!

by Blazer1752 December 11, 2016

cooch stretcher

An abnormally large penis or a child.

How many cooch stretchers do you have?

by Big Foots Dick July 6, 2015

2x4 stretcher

A fictional piece of construction equipment that bosses make their greenhorns search for until they wise up and realize he/she is full of shit.

Johnny, will you go to the truck and grab the 2x4 stretcher?

by SPAD54 November 18, 2019

Thanks stretch

A form of thanks to someone you don't know but they still did something for you

"Here you are sir maple street"
"Thanks stretch"

by LordZalgo December 20, 2014