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Youtube Statistics

The graph that Youtubers shove directly into your face to guilt-trip you into subscribing to them.
According to Youtube Statistics, only a few like this definition, so if you found that this definition is funny, consider liking it. It means a lot to me, it's free, and if you hate me, you can always dislike this post. Enjoy.
by HahaFunnyDefYes June 13, 2021
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Motorway service station

n. a beautiful potential utopia of blended cultural identity and class spolit by mass commercialism, wanky products and a mentality based solely on ripping people off due to complete lack of alternatives.
see all blue signs with knifes and forks on!
by anticon February 1, 2005
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Naysayer Bullshit Statistic

The law known as the "Naysayer Bullshit Statistic" means that at least 50% of people with a highly negative view of something are poorly informed about it, haven't tried it to its full potential or are just plain making stuff up to satisfy their bias opinion regardless of whether they know they're wrong or not.
Person who hasn't tried Stereo-3D: "3D is a fad"

Person with common sense: "You sir, fall into the Naysayer Bullshit Statistic"
by something2someone August 26, 2010
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Poole Bus Station

Gypsy camp full of teen moms, 13year old smoker roadmen, old people and home to the UK's shittest excuse of a public transport service, More buses.
Always stinks, general scabby place
Wanna go down to Poole Bus Station to shoot some heroin and smoke some weed with the teens?
by benpeasefukers January 30, 2018
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Fuck me static!

A classic press day expression of anger and frustration, particularly related to non sequiturs.
Oh fuck me static! This headline doesn't work!!!
by RobbieMann February 27, 2019
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Statistics

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.
by allegro_perth May 14, 2011
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