When a guy blows a huge load in a batch of scrambled eggs and then feeds it to a girl that he had anal sex with the night before
My friend max gave some SMObag a "clayton scrambled egg special" this morning and she scarfed it down...what a dumb slut!
by sgdgdg March 5, 2008
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That freak Van is such a straddledoodler, if he doesn't stop sleeping with my best friends and their ex girlfriends I'm gonna park his doodle in the wrong garage.
by Isabella Brown September 3, 2009
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1)When both sides of your mouth are scrumpled.
2) A scrumpled being who looks like the pokemon Garados.
2) A scrumpled being who looks like the pokemon Garados.
by ChocolateThundah June 17, 2010
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This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!
by BSanner November 25, 2010
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Man: Hey, I thought you ordered the ham and cheese omelet? What is that?
Women: Oh, no, here they make scrambled omelets.
Women: Oh, no, here they make scrambled omelets.
by P-vento May 13, 2011
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I took too many dick pills and even after 5 hours I was still rock hard. I had to go buy some avocados so I put on some jeans and strapped in my kayak.
by alcarlin April 3, 2015
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All my niggas be strapped
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