groin strain

when ones groin becomes painfull after an over the top session of oral sex (without brushing ones teeth). this can cause the penis to become infected and fall off.

"hey that guys groin strain has made his cock start to rot off, lets crucify him in the street and thow used condoms at him". "yeah totally"!

by muriel May 18, 2007

strainbow

A stressed out hippiecrit whose drama is to stress out others and ruin everyone's good time with bullshit. Especially living on Big Island Hawaii.

Look, here comes that strainbow, I hope she doesn't bring her bad vibes over here.

by morningstarflower January 10, 2010

Strain Flexing

When I person tries to appear more buff than they are by flexing harder than they should.

Person1: did you see Steve trying to impress those girls?
Person2: yeah you could tell he was Strain Flexing.

by Buntastic July 7, 2010

straining viper

when somebody pops a giant boner while lifting weights

michael you got a straining viper right now

by BALL_zak July 9, 2010

Straints

The best/tryhard Xbox player in the world. Better than MLG or anyone in gamebattles!

Straints is too good for MLG

by Big Papi Chulo February 26, 2011

Strawnanaby

A strawnanaby is a banana shaped like a baby and tastes like strawberries. This fruit does not exist in any story, world, or video game nor does it exist in reality. However it may be possible to craft this fruit through genetic experimentation. These may also resemble baby shaped pears that come from china

"That was a sweet strawnanaby!".

by Double_Y February 28, 2016

strainer pail

Someone who can not keep a secret. Even though they know it is a secret, as soon as they hear any context relating to the secret, they blurt it out.

Your grandmother is the biggest strainer pail around; don't tell her anything you don't want blurted out the first time she talks to anyone!

by Pablo Vertais June 24, 2017