swimmers stomache

That bad feeling you get in your stomache after swimming for about an hour.

Hey you want to get something to eat,all that swimming made me hungry.

Nah,I have a bad swimmers stomache right now.

by xxxdeathbladexxx August 2, 2010

My Stomach Hurts

A common slang meaning you have to go to the bathroom and crap.

Man, my stomach hurts, I gotta go to the bathroom.

by TBoneHSHS December 28, 2005

Brain Stomach

A stomach of a woman that has hundreds stretch marks, usually due to her being previously pregnant and/or fat, then losing weight, but keeping the stretch marks. Resembles the wrinkles in a person's brain. On her stomach.

Bob: "Why doesn't Jane ever wear a two-piece bathing suit?"

Johnny: "Because she has Brain Stomach."

Bob: "Oh."

by ThreatMatrix January 10, 2009

stolichnya

Bestest Vodka ever. Makes Smirnoff seem like concentrated urine.

"This stoli is damned expensive, but shit, it's fucking ace."

by Dave January 21, 2004

stomachache

A description of something that has no explanation or reason for being in a way that gives someone a disgusted feeling in their stomach and sometimes makes them have gas, followed by the urge to poop.

1."I got a stomachache from watching that video of you standing in that field for two hours"

2."Her and her friends went to the store and took pictures with them holding random things and I got a major stomachache"

by PiTO January 21, 2008

polish stomach

Heartburn brought on by over-consumption of meats and cheap liquor. Common in those of Ashkenazi descent.

Josh: Chorizo?

Jon: Man, don't even talk to me about chorizos, I got some serious polish stomach situation going on.

by PhineasGage January 24, 2010

Stoic

A person who is Stoic is a person who shows very little emotion, so the opposite of emo:P. If someone mouths them off, they don't show that they care, even if they do. They'll just kick it, and inside they'll be itching.

John :Hey needle-dick
Stoic:Hey man, what's going on
John :Wtf..

by Slate41 June 11, 2006