smooth stockton

applying a mixture of cornstarch lube and carmex to a womans asshole. it is said to give a more intense/erotic feel to anal sex

similar to a burning stockton but adapted for the much cooler desert nights.

JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.

STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.

JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.

by headgoat September 27, 2011

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I wish I was like Mike Stockton

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Kelton stockton

Kelton Stockton is defined as fast.

Superman is so strong and Kelton Stockton. He is quicker than a lightening bolt.

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The Stoetz

Known as The Stoetz for short. It's pronounced "stets" for all you dumb cunts. His first name is Jim. Nobody knows how Jim became the way he is since he has been alive for over 1000 years. When he got covid, he was over it quickly, as the covid could not live in his dusty lungs. For some reason, he is always angry and likes to cuss a lot. Legend has it that The Stoetz began going bald in 1323, but how the fuck could we really know that?

The Stoetz tried to marry AJ's sister, but she already married Kenny.

by IvoryMike80 May 8, 2024

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An angry old man named Jim. He is a fire alarm guy (FAG). He is known to sleep around woth AJ's sister in various dumpsters. His constant cussing and yelling sometimes gets him in trouble at work. At 5'3" and 142 years old, with veins full of dust, he is still going strong somehow.

Dammit, I have to work with The Stoetz today!

by IvoryMike80 May 23, 2024

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