lake stevens

a bull shit town with a tiny ass lake where people can not be trusted and think they are bad ass when they are all white freaks and live off their parents until they are 25.

girl: oh hey lets go back to your place tonight, in lake stevens.

guy (25 years of age): hold on let me call my mom.

by f*** me August 28, 2008

Cai Stevens

Cai Stevens, the ultimate dark-horse badman. Often loitering 'the streets' drinking and stealing lollies from helpless children.

Your a right wannabe Cai Stevens!

by goatman2010 October 21, 2011

kiona stevens

Kiona is a beautiful girl with long dark hair and deep brown eyes. Whose beauty is unbeatable. She is funny, smart, sexy, beautiful and a great lover. Anyone who has the privledge of having her is a lucky person.

Look at Kiona Stevens she is so beautiful!!

by FrostySavage69 May 22, 2016

White Stevens

When you ejaculate on a babys head while it is crowning.

"I totally gave that dumb bitch a white stevens over at the maternity ward" - dr

Huxtable

by Cliff huxtable69 March 30, 2017

flek stevens

Very calm and collected. He is like a rock (literally). Flek is the luckiest of all and is the one to be around when you need a nice cold hug. He will live in the room of Sully forever. All hail Sully.

It's just a rock guys. I mean,come on. Who came up with Flek Stevens anyway?

by BaNana31415 February 26, 2018

Jake stevens

He is a young Garry glitter in the making and make sure to hide your children at all costs if you ever see this man. He has been reported to the FBI 50 times and is probably hiding your child in his basement getting ready to make their ass hole go raw red so please report him before he gets your children. He is also good friends with Jeffery Epstein so watch out for the white van that may pull up outside your house and tag team your children so they have no choice but into bum raping your child. The best way to spot him is by his greasy quiff that is located at the top of his disabled head.

Little boy: No please not again my ass hole is red enough as it is after yesterday please stop
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams

by Jake Stevens January 2, 2020

Theodore Stevens

the worst type of douche there is.
the definition of douche.

YOU ARE SUCH A THEODORE STEVENS!!!

by 🍑🙌 February 14, 2020