statustician

one who is concerned about their status

fatbitch: does my ass look big in this skirt
bob: thats a whole lot of ass, you statustician

by bob October 15, 2003

intriguing statistical anomaly

A polite way of saying something is a flat out lie.

I just find it an intriguing statistical anomaly that out of the thousands of Canadians I've spoken to in the last half decade of living in Canada, that I have not heard a single one complain about the fact that their healthcare system is socialized (in fact the exact opposite)...Yet commonly Americans that oppose Obama's plan and live hundreds of miles from the boarder seem to know plenty for some reason.............

by Anandamide September 11, 2009

satanistic

Eminem's clever variation of the word "satanic" as found in the song Bad Influence. "My basic disk will make you take a razor to your wrist. Make you satanistic. Make you take the pistol to your face..."

If you're Eminem and need to half hazardly incorporate a rhyme with "wrist", just make up a word like "satanistic".

by iceman 69 March 11, 2011

shitistics

The mathematical process by which one or a group measures the quality and size of their shits. A way to compare shits between competing friends/enemies. There is an average shit for humanity, as taken by Jesus Christ unto St. Peter's face (the Holy Shit), and shits greater than or less than the Holy Shit is measured by standard deviation in terms of chippermonkeys. Shitistics apply to size, girth, smell, denisty, color, and toilet clogging ability. Shitistics are measured by a neutral arbiter in a "who took the biggest shit" dispute.

Jason: Shit dude, I took a huge shit this morning.

Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?

Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.

Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.

Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.

Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.

by Cream Puff69 October 13, 2012

statistics

a fire song made by lil timmy tim aka 2 inches proud aka timothee chalamet

statistics ya mrs lawton mrs lawton.

by hehehehehe7 May 31, 2020

Bayesian statistics

Bayesian statistics is a theory in the field of bullshititics based on the Bayesian interpretation of probability where probability expresses a degree of belief that Bayesian models are real and can provide useful information.

The entire system simply requires you to believe hard enough, close your eyes, and wish upon a star, and already know the statistical outcome you desire (aka common sense).

Works best if you applaud and apply fairy dust.

Igor: You should rethink that decision you're about to make. Let me introduce you to Bayesian statistics. It is a mathematical procedure that applies probabilities to statistical problems. It provides people the tools to update their beliefs in the evidence of new data.

Anup: Dude, if you don't want pepperoni on your pizza you can just pick it off.

by 867000 December 11, 2021

Satisfication

To feel and/or be sexually satisfied. To have all sexual needs, desires and wants met by somebody.

I need somebody that will give me what I want and give me that Satisfication of what a woman like me really need and when I get dat satisfication," Oh babi it's own and popp-n!".

By: MikoTheGoddess

by MikoTheGoddess January 26, 2022