static

to be or to appear very attractive and stiffy

damn that girl over there is looking mad static

by floppy slippers June 23, 2016

Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.

Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.

by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025

Static-ninja11

A simp who plays 2k

Wow that's a static-ninja11 move

by Daniel 2 the electric boogaloo September 12, 2020

static bang

just before sex or orgasm : charge yourself with static with socks on the carpet : touch them there

I gave her a STATIC BANG on the nipples as she got off....

by uncomply June 25, 2022

The Side Static

Absolute fuckfest jesus christ dont go near this place they got two dps who never communicate, one who knows math and one who is absolutely retarted. The two british people are the worst however, especially Shion (cringe name) who just says things when we should really do Fire IV instead.

Also they have this white mage who is racist but in a cool way

"Fuck that the side static am I right?"

by rennnie October 28, 2023

Static head

Receiving a blowjob/tongue whilst not moving.

Hey babes, fancy giving me some static head?

by Adrian Boniecki January 23, 2018

Static

When there's a shitty snow channel or there's Just a storm Outside and you want to kill everyone in existance because you cannot watch the new episode of that show that you really like

!!!!!!!!!Ugh there's A STATIC on (insert cannel name here), I. Hate. Static. F**K EVERYTHING

by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017