Stained On The Hardware

A phrase meaning high on PCP.

"Yo RZA, you got the dust? I'm tryna get stained on the hardware."

by secondlined March 15, 2009

scarned my morpheus

the act of stepping in dog shit barefooted

snibbs: oh shit dude i just scarned my morpheus

sninbbys: no way you better have hungry chuck look at that!

by morrimotos August 9, 2010

Staredaddy

A dad that stares with lustful eyes at his teenage, or young adult, daughter's friends or son's girlfriend

It just creeps me out to hang out at Molly's house because her father is such a staredaddy

by Merg1 October 17, 2016

Sterned up

When you have reached the point of intoxication where you don’t know whether you are angry, sad, happy, or feel nothing. The people you surrounded yourself with start to annoy you. You keep a straight face, sit in your favorite chair, and look at the ignorance that sounds you. Still chugging your whiskey until you slip into unconsciousness

Justin: Everything was going great tonight until Tommy got into one of his moods

Scotty: It’s okay! He’s just getting Sterned up.

by XxTwooxX November 8, 2017

stained pants defence

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.

Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.

by existangst February 2, 2018

Starred and feathered

To be given a low rating for a service on uber, yelp or on other apps and social media generally.

Oh dude, my pop-up was a f-ing disaster, I'm getting starred and feathered online.

by Shuaman October 21, 2018

Staredown

When your pet catches you without your clothes and just stares at you. This action becomes a staring contest where the loser owes the other head. Activity may be accompanied with peanut butter

Yo Devin, me and you parot just had the most epic staredown?
Thats awesome dude

by Osama bin commiting terrorism January 13, 2022