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two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.
"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"
by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013
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stanley steemer

When you shit on the carpet, and grind your partner's face into it.
You better clean up that dog shit before I give you a Stanley Steemer.
by Bradley3 October 29, 2004
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Stanley Kubrick

To beat someone unconscious with a bust of a penis, and then proceed to sodomize them with a telescope.

It is essentially a sexual position - of course done consensually - that is a montage of Stanley Kubrick's movies.
Alex: Okay my droogies, now here was the lowdown...I met this fine yenta outside the Korova Milkbar, and I broke the fourth wall by Stanley Kubricking her.
by Cockdriller March 11, 2010
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Stanley

A happy little town in western North Dakota, home of the BlueJays and the World Famous Whirl-a-Whip! There's tons of nice people and almost every kid has at least a 3.5 gpa! This town is also home to the inventor of the diving board, Ray Rude! The oil boom did affect Stanley but mostly In a positive way! It's a beautiful town! You should visit sometime!
Stanley is such a great place to raise kids!
by CommonPrairieBitch January 26, 2017
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Stanley Steamer

Taking a large dump on the chest of another during some type of sex act. Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.
"Danny dont give me a stanley steamer tonight I want to be able to go out without having to take a shower. Plus, its not Poopmas!" - Jane W.
by John Trian July 27, 2006
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Stanley

Stanley is a faggot with the dick size of xxxxxxxxl.When he pees,it looks like a waterfall.Whenever he is angry,he starts to hump people.He also likes to flirt with guys.
Person1”STANLEY THE GAY IS BACK
Person2”HELLLLLLP US!!!”
by TRUERTHANTRUERESTFACTS March 15, 2020
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Standees

Stupid word made up by London Transport
Seating Capacity: 34
Standees: 8
by Ken Foster June 30, 2006
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