Mexican Standoff

When you are so plastered and bring home a solid 8 and start taking her clothes off and find out you both have flag poles ready to fuck.

Dude how was your night with that fox?….. ohhhh was good until I got home and had a Mexican Standoff :( Oohhhh Naw

by Ahab2121 February 13, 2025

Leon Standoff

When two hillbillies or other form of low class degenerates argue over very obscure or meaningless things to modern society such as fish or dear meat. Usually these arguments are fueled by 3.2 beer or other low quality booze

After a long day of drinking fine American Pilsner Bob did not want to share his fish bounty with Joe this resulting in a Leon Standoff

by T-DrizzleDrop69 August 4, 2017

Exican standoff

A date or party with some or all of your exes

"Hey man how was the party?" "It was great, but it was a exican standoff."

by Buddyfan4stic April 30, 2025

Mexican standoff

Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.

Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.

by westynator May 23, 2015

Canadian Standoff

When only one urinal is left in a men's lavatory, and two gentlemen want to use it, a Canadian Standoff commences. Both men whip out their shafts and beat eachother off untill one person cums. In which case the other party win the right to piss in the urinal.

GF:"what took you so long in their?"
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.

by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023

sacramento standoff

When an NBA teams best player, its coach, its GM, and its hands-on owner all roundly and simultaneously despise each other.

The Kings dysfunction this year was due to a textbook Sacramento Standoff.

by RabidHybrid May 22, 2016

PakiBenchud Standoff

Where a group of friends all projectile vomit in eachothers mouth after a night of drinking. This is usually performed in a sequence

“Woah Marcus, Jayde, Blake and Kyle were all involved in a PAKIBENCHUD STANDOFF”

by MarcusJaydeKyleBlake January 15, 2021