Mexican standoff

Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.

Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.

by westynator May 23, 2015

Leon Standoff

When two hillbillies or other form of low class degenerates argue over very obscure or meaningless things to modern society such as fish or dear meat. Usually these arguments are fueled by 3.2 beer or other low quality booze

After a long day of drinking fine American Pilsner Bob did not want to share his fish bounty with Joe this resulting in a Leon Standoff

by T-DrizzleDrop69 August 4, 2017

Winchester Standoff

Referring to when you tell someone if they die, you'll sacrifice yourself to bring them back, knowing they too would do the same. The cycle of sacrificing yourself to save the other.

Sam and Dean are usually involved in a Winchester Standoff with each other.

by Yak of All Trades January 19, 2019

Kentucky Standoff

When your next door neighbor decides he wants to leaf blow at 10:46 at night, in the rain. So you jump on the KTM 125 and start ripping through your yard to prove a point. Raise and praise

“Those fuckers are on a Kentucky Standoff again.”

by Loubacaa June 8, 2019

Indian Canadian Standoff

A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"

*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"

by Crimson Renegade V1 December 15, 2017

California Standoff

A double jerk consisting of two men. First to fire wins. Ready, Aim, Rub!

That hurts, Jimmy. Rub slower so I can win this California Standoff.

by Mr. OJay May 21, 2017

sacramento standoff

When an NBA teams best player, its coach, its GM, and its hands-on owner all roundly and simultaneously despise each other.

The Kings dysfunction this year was due to a textbook Sacramento Standoff.

by RabidHybrid May 22, 2016