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Skyrim Standard Time (SST)

The time zone a Skyrim player finds him or herself in when they spend six to ten hours a day playing the game and find it difficult to make time for other, less important activities.
Steve-"I was going to see my grandma in the hospital, but I really wanted to finish the dark brotherhood quest line."

John- "Bro you're stuck in Skyrim Standard Time (SST)."
by The Blackguard November 27, 2011
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sándor

Sándor's a pretty rarely used name so there is a chance you will never meet anyone in our entire life named that way. But if oh do, then congrats you've probably met a wonderful person. Now ou can already bet all ou have on the fact this person will do anything to make your life easier. They'll listen. They'll trust. They'll care. That's what they do : they enter your life without ou even realizing it and then it's too late for you to imagine living it ever again without them. That's a kind of magic they master.

They also have the best jokes and the best laughs. They're smart and loyal, and there's only so much you can do to make them go away.
That was very Sándor of you y'know
by Hortense Green October 5, 2020
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achilles last stand

One of the greatest hard rock songs of all time, written and performed by Led Zeppelin. Crazy solos, intense riffs and 10 and a half minutes long. Comes close to Stairway to being the greatest hard rock song ever.
The Achilles Last Stand guitar tab gave me a headache.
by GUITARHERO June 11, 2006
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one night stand

Hooking up with someone for one night of sex with no strings attached and hoping to never see them again. It is important not to exchange any personal info with them so they can't track you down and stalk you later.
I had a one night stand with this guy I picked up at the club.
by hidollarho February 25, 2004
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Canadian Standoff

A situation in which both parties are too nice to let themselves win at the other's expense. The opposite of a Mexican standoff.

For example, if two Canadians arrive simultaneously at a narrow doorway, each is likely to stand aside and invite the other to cross first, and so on, until they both give up, set up camp for the winter, and offer each other a beer.
When we were watching the game last night, my buddy and I got ourselves into a real Canadian standoff over the last slice of bacon pizza. It just ended up going cold.
by Tom Megginson October 17, 2005
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STANDOVER MAN

Thief who specializes in persuading other thieves to surrender their valuable items.
From the website of Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read:

"My apprenticeship in crime began in the 1970s. This had me robbing massage parlours and taking on contracts to maim and kill rivals. Once I had obtained a doctorate as a "standover man", robbing drug dealers and other criminals, who funnily enough couldn't report me to the police, became childs play. I once told a friend "why rob a straight guy of $20 when you can rob a drug dealer of $10,000 and he can't go running to the police?" After all both involved some work on my behalf, but the man in the street was less likely to give up his $20 as he had to work hard for it. For the drug-dealers it came easy, so why would they put up a fight. Although some of my victims chose to chew razor blades (at their own request of course), before they would hand over cash? And I am the psychopath!
by Yammer February 21, 2004
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Low Standards

When A Girl Or A Boy are so desperate for friends or an intimate partner that they will take even the least attractive and least intelligent etc. as adequate.
Jeff: Did you hear Linda is dating that freakshow Johny?

Todd: She has Low Standards Man.
by Captain Cream Soda August 5, 2016
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