Crotcho stance

Person who comes into an office in short shorts and puts their leg up on the table and starts hip thrusting towards the person at the desk

Did you see the way man in uniform just crotcho stanced me?

by Jimbo2479 October 22, 2019

Goon stance

The stance every background goon stands in. Stand feet slightly apart with hands folded in front.

You ever notice every background guy in Breaking Bad stands the same way? Yeah man it's the goon stance.

by Flip Janson July 17, 2021

Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one places their hand on the wall for physical support.

“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”

by cuck_showalter November 20, 2021

Dreamboat Stance

The name assigned to a particular stance performed by an individual when being photographed. The stance involves raising one leg on an object, leaning into the raised leg and maintaining a stern and serious facial expression.

Cool photo, I really like your dreamboat stance.

by Christofa July 01, 2013

Fight Stancing

Fight Stancing is a method of warming up the body for working out. It involves shifting back and forth & left and right at the same time while bobbing in your stance, keeping knees slightly bent, performing the same motions with your arms and head. It is a dance all fighters perform to keep their muscles loose & warm to stay ready for their opponents. It also happens to make a great full body warm-up for any workout. The most passionate fight stancing can be found in fighter video games like Mortal Kombat.

1. Workout journal:

Warmup:

Fight stancing - 5min
Jumping jacks - 1 min
High knees - 1 min.

2.

Guy playing Mortal Kombat SNES: "What is scorpion doing spinning his hand in little circles by his ears like that?
Friend: "He's either holding up the head of your mom's ghost, or he's just Fight Stancing."

by Boonshadow January 16, 2019

Stance Vic

A SEXY motherfucker

Stance Vic is a sexy Beast

by r3qfw May 23, 2016

fent stance

A phrase used to describe the lifeless, zombie-like stance symptomatic of fentanyl abuse.

"i bet sean o’malley has a crazy Fent Stance" (@KellyMa16932535)

@KellyMa16932535. Twitter, 21 August 2023, twitter.com/KellyMa16932535/status/1693646238124536315

by aegtiv February 16, 2024