man statue

A man who has a perfectly sculpted and chistled body that is to perfection. Also very sexy and is a sex pisttol

Man that guy in the band thirty seconds to mars is a man statue. Whats his name? OH Jared Leto ildi. Jared "sex pistol" Leto.

by fksdl; February 10, 2008

STAHP RAHN

a phrase used to say "IM DONE."; jersey shore slang for "Stop Ron!"'; also used when someone is angry at you and you want them to calm down.

(Ron becomes angry and starts throwing mattresses and clothes around the room.)
"STAHP RAHN! YER TRAHMATIZING MEH!"

(A friend of yours starts to get mad at you all of a sudden out in public.)
"STAHP RAHN!"

by Dr.Phil4262 September 5, 2011

Wizard Status

a very difficult feat to achieve. after the consumption of a beer proceed to duct tape a new full beer to the top of the empty can, and so on. until your empties are stacked taller than yourself, like a wizards staf. you have achieved wizard status.

"wheres Steve at? its 4 in the afternoon!!"
"swimming in the toilet. you missed it man, he achieved Wizard Status last night"

by Roboticus January 10, 2009

Statusaur

An individual who constantly updates their status on facebook

Origins: The word "Statusaur" is derived from its root word "status-whore", as once misheard and repeated by a veteran facebook creeper.

"Yo he/she is on their 9th status update today!"

"Dude he/she is such a statusaur."

by CSCoHammers7 December 20, 2008

status remorse

When one posts a status update on a social networking site and immediately regrets it, but cannot delete it since it's already been posted for all to see, and any revision would be obvious and painfully transparent.

"Aww, man, I'm having some status remorse. I posted that I'm going to Vegas but my supervisor thinks I'm sick. He's probably already seen my status."

by swingladyA September 13, 2009

status bait

a facebook status that is made just so a specific person will like it

Bob wants Jill to like his status. Bob knows Jill likes Aerosmith. Bob makes status "Dream On." Jill takes the "status bait" and likes it.

by kWMp April 20, 2010

Status Bomb

Commenting on someone's Facebook status with something that has nothing to do with the status. This includes starting conversations with other commenters and annoying everyone else on the string.

Status: that new movie was awesome
Status Bomb: Hey Terry, do you still have my drill?

by Keifer411 December 21, 2012