safe-stalking

stalking a person to make sure that person is okay.
stalking someone to guarantee that no murderers or other people of less-than-honorable intention are.

ex. what moms do on facebook.

person: "why are you hiding in the bushes?"
safe-stalker: "i'm just safe-stalking so that nothing bad happens to you."

by sheepmeeper December 14, 2010

Safe Word

A word used as a signal to stop a sexual act, usually if it's too rough (ex: spankings, rough sex, anal sex)
WARNING! DO NOT in ANY given circumstances EVER use positive feedback as a safe word!! Some examples are "Daddy, yes!", "Please!", or "More!" You may think that you're going to remember that you should slow down, but c'mon let's get real here. It's going to get you even more excited.
Just be careful about what you agree upon.

Girl: ahh- SLOW DOWN!
Boy: *stops what he is doing* babe you used the safe word are you okay?
Girl: yea, but that got intense!
(Can have reversed/gay roles as well)

by StormyTheHalfLez May 29, 2018

portable safe

Just like a normal safe, only completely useless. It keeps all your valuable possesions and whatnot inside, safe from prying fingers. However, if stolen, which should easily be done, seeing as it's portable, defeats the purpose of it being a safe. It can easily be pried or torched open later.

Who in their right mind would think a portable safe is actually keeping anything safe?!?

by Slatte September 26, 2006

Safeway

A place where hopes and dreams are crushed daily.

Hey Mack, how's it going?

Oh you know, I showed up at Safeway and all my hopes and dreams for the day died.

by JizzInMyPants09 June 11, 2009

Safety Fart

The act of sitting on the toilet to do a fart, often caused by the fear of following through.

Rob really needed to fart but had just eaten some spicy ass Indian food, so he sat on the toilet and did a safety fart to avoid shitting his pants.

by Northern1 April 26, 2011

how to get an elephant into safeway

take the f out of safe and the f out of way

there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.

by anti March 17, 2005

safe

if somebody is a friend or in good terms with you

dude he is safe leave him alone

by Joe May 24, 2003