spread ass

1. to cover or occupy in order to save for others, as in a booth at a restaurant.

2. to eat a large quantity in a small amount of time

1. the rest of our friends will be here soon. let's spread ass all over this booth until they get here.

2. you guys spread ass on this pizza. it just arrived 5 minutes ago and there's only one slice left.

by brobocop May 14, 2008

spread-bottom

fat person, usually middle aged

I sat on the bus, next to some enormous spread-bottom

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

Spread the seed

To jerk off, and throw the jizz at the ceiling fan.

Don't sit down, I just spread the seed in here.

by greenmonstahmsn.com March 2, 2009

spread the seed

Spreading the seed is spreading one of life's many joys. This involves boning a fit bird and jizzing (preferably on the face). The seed can be natured once it is planted. When spreading the seed, you are actually living the dream and playing the game!
Thankyou.

It's time...to play the game, live the dream and spread the seed far and wide.
Would you like to spread the seed?

by J to the Holmes July 4, 2006

spread eags

having a woman's legs partitioned to their full capacity, generally in a sexual context; short for spread eagle

My best friend's mom was waiting for me on the couch, completely nude and spread eags, as if she was about to give birth.

by bassmastamike May 10, 2009

spread them cheeks like butter

when thy is in intercourse with a female and dedicates his time to spread thy women's legs to insert the buttery cock into thy woman

bro talking to other bro: "bro last night i totally spread them cheeks like butter"

by ripper38 November 19, 2018

Spread beagle

When a girl is laying on her back and her floppy tits fall to the side under her armpits and they look like an old pair of beagle ears.

I took that girl home from the bar last night and I couldn't get my nut because she had a droopiest set of spread beagle I have ever seen.

by Dogs anal July 1, 2017