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Quick Spreading

1)Something that spreads fast, really fast. Like a virus.
2)Could also be talking about easily spread butter.
1) Kid 1: WOW, that movie sure is quick spreading!

2) This butter sure is quick spreading!
by Gryffitherin December 15, 2011
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Precision Spreading

The art of spreading a refrigerated, solid spread on a toast without tearing it apart when the Spreader doesn't have time to let the toast's heat melt the spread.

There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.

Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.

Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
*derp grabs a toast, some refrigerated butter and starts spreading the little block*

*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*

Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
by kirzanSix September 4, 2012
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Hair stretching

A method of changing the curl pattern of naturally curly hair by setting hair creating a larger curl pattern to reduces hair shrinkage.
The client asked her stylist for a flat twist as her hair stretching style.
by BlondeElocks September 28, 2014
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Clam spreading

A female taking up a “man spreading” pose.
I was on the metro and just needed room, yup, I had no choice. Clam spreading (group of women high fiving)!
by psychodynamic santa November 6, 2017
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Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces and cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but you dont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook on life.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
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Satan Spreading

The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead
Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading
by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021
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heading for a spreading

Just like 'cruising for a bruising'. Means you're in for trouble.
If you don't tidy your room you're heading for a spreading!
by Tomastoes May 19, 2013
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