spranking

To Anally insert a vegetable

You might end up spranking a nice brummie girl with a leek!

by TheNameless April 20, 2004

sparkling vanilla cream soda

Really really really weird tasting stuff.
possible drugs. idn ask A and W

Fred- Wow i just drank sparkling vanilla cream soda
Bob- Awesome i heard that shit was bangin.
Joe- What fucktards.

by britney loser spears December 18, 2007

Sparkling snail trail

After you blow a load on your partner, quietly dust them in glitter, blow off the additional not in the load zone. What left is a sparkling snail trail.

Last night I was banging on this skank from the bar and i left a sparkling snail trail on her back.

by capt.a October 17, 2010

Pink Sparkling Pig

After pigging out and eating all the food in your cupboard you feel fat the next day and you dress in pink.

-Ive noticed you dressed in pink today
- Yes, yesterday I ate all the Cheetos and doughnuts in my cupboard I even ate a rotten piece of cheese, I feel as a pink sparkling pig.

by piggy123 May 26, 2010

sparkling dildo

A dildo that is glittery for the gays

dude i got my brother a sparkling dildo to support him being a gay little bitch

by queefmasterblaster February 28, 2017

spraining your p*ssy

when you do the splits but it goes COMPLETELY wrong

"Do you know what spraining your p*ssy is?"
"when you do the splits and it goes wrong."
"Have you ever sprained your p*ssy?"
"No, but Gabby already did."

by ayeeebeansyo October 3, 2017

Spatting

The act of squirting out a giant nut after days without sexual activity.

I’ve been working so hard this week I was too tired to jerk one out. Looks like Ima be spatting tomorrow

by Brain buggerer November 5, 2018