Spooky Newcomb

The creepy guy who always works the late shift at your local Kum and Go. He is usually overweight, wears bottlecap glasses, has a haircut that looks like that of a rebellious monk with highlights, and will often try to engage the customer in feelings talks. It would be safer and more comfortable to buy your late-night gatorade from the crack dealer across the street.
Did you see the way that Spooky Newcomb counted out my change? It gave me the willies
by walkingdictionary11 October 19, 2010
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spooky d

Girl I just got that spooky D last night!
by SarahLeeAnne November 18, 2017
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spooky coochie

When a hoe got a dusty dirty cobweb up in her coochie
"Spewn said she got a spooky coochie."
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spooky noodle

Look at that spooky noodle

That's a huge spooky noodle

She has so many spooky noodles she could make pasta
by Cat_Nip29 April 22, 2018
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Spooky poohole

A spooky poohole is what you have when you have your ass filled with cum on Halloween and you keep it in there until all the cum has died
Girl: Ah man, I woke up with a spooky poohole on Nov 1st 2019
Guy: Me too dude, we shouldn't drink at that bar again.
by Bythepowerofathousandbetas! October 12, 2019
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Spooky Jerky

A type of boner that is caused by fear.
Dude I saw Paranormal Activity and I got so scared I got spooky jerky.
by McPhrof March 31, 2019
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Lukey spooky

A good man who's very sexy all the girls love him
He has a big heart and a bigger penis
"That guy is definitely a lukey spooky have you seen him"
by Dolphin dasher August 30, 2021
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