Irby-Slurpy

The Irby-Slurpy refers to when one withholds oral sex prior to obtaining a formal job offer in order to exchange a non-HR compliant service in a quid-pro-quo.

Last week, Alden had a job interview with a new French restaurant, and he offered an Irby-Slurpy as a transferable skill and service, which the hiring manager enjoyed after Alden began his employment.

by EmperorsCloudMist February 27, 2020

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poop_slurper69

An underrated TikTokker who is extremely “based” and “not cringe.” TikTok likes to silence @poop_slurper69, and won’t let people mention her in comment sections and captions. She doesn’t let this billion dollar app defeat her, though, as almost all her videos are successful, and she carries a whole 1,000+ followers!

“@poop_slurper69 on TikTok is extremely “based” and “not cringe!” I love watching her videos.”

by deftonesfan April 30, 2021

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Ass Slurpee

When you take a slurpee cover and lick someone’s ass to completion three the cover

When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass she wanted to give him a ass slurpee

by Project Blue Book August 13, 2021

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Santa Cruz Slurpy

Licking semen from your hand after giving a handjob in public.

Bro 1: Yo did you hear about Kelly's Santa Cruz Slurpy?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I saw her lick her hand right after sitting under a blanket with Blake!

by CSBoi October 24, 2016

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Hot Slurpee

To suck slurpee consistancy (liquidy with a tinge of flake or chunkiness) diarrhea out of a male or female partner's sphincter through a flourescent colored twisty straw. Commonly enjoyable for neither party involved.

Dude, last night after my girlfriend put extra hot sauce on her taco on Taco Tuesday night, I gave her a violent Hot Slurpee!

by T&B September 3, 2011

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