splooser

Combination of spaz and looser

No wonder that splooser can't get laid.

by Luxinterior August 21, 2003

Splooge

The thirst quencher discovered by Hector Zeroni in the Disney movie Holes.

Try some of this. It will really quench your thirst. I call it Splooge.

by mandingoe July 17, 2003

Sploogie

A manblast putback in where it came out. Can be repeated multiple times.

"That bitch gave me 5 sploogies in a row. My cock felt like ground round."

by Ballgazer December 23, 2008

splooge mop boy

person who mops floors in 25 cent peep shows.

my teacher should have been a splooge mopper.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Splooge Rag

A rag used for cleaning splooge off of oneself. Sometimes guys may splooge directly into the splooge rag to make clean up easier.

I keep my splooge rag under my bed so it's always there when I need to clean splooge off myself.

by Happy Harry Hairless January 21, 2009

splooge

when a man ejaculates with excessive facial expression

Keith: I'm gonna ,i'm gonna..... SPLOOOOOOOOOOOGE!
Sarah: Bro wtf why u splooge in me now i gon have a bebe

by 🤶🏿 June 10, 2018

splooge shower

The act of ejaculating onto someone.

Petey gave gloria a splooge shower as he dropped his man naise all over her.

by jah September 7, 2004