Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022

Slooking

Where you stand and look at the same time.

It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).

The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Mike Wallace on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.

Mike Wallace was standing and looking simultaneously on the tv show "60 minutes". Mike Wallace was slooking.

by Dann131 October 21, 2011

Slorking

When your life is nothing but a seamless transition between sleeping and working, sleeping and working, you are slorking.

I gotta fini...sh... (face slumps to table for five minutes, then jerks upward) ...the project. *slorking*

by Yitayningwut September 24, 2015

slocking

Asian term for fcuking or dating

You and her are so slocking each other don’t hide it!

by Linking December 17, 2017

Sofa Spelunking

The act of searching under the cushions and in the cracks of furniture to find missing objects.

Yesterday I found three pencils, an eraser, a bracelet, and 61 cents while sofa spelunking for the TV remote.

by pilotguy October 4, 2011

dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.

What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!

by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012

Facebook Spelunking

The act of commenting on or liking posts, comments or photos from two or more years ago.

Why is this photo from 2009 in my feed? Oh, he must have been Facebook spelunking.

by jubjubmacrub May 22, 2013