eye spasm

when a person gets way too involved or addicted to facebook chat or any other form of instant messaging and use the winking face, ;) , but start to actually do the action when you send the message. this means when you send a winking face, ;) , on chat you automatically start to uncontrollably wink!

Hannah: heyy, you looked rly hot today;)
*has eye spasm* (starts to wink uncontrollably)

Felix: ahaa thanks bbz<3 xx

by mousey1306 January 18, 2012

dont have a spasm!

don't get too excited!

wen in a situation that isnt verry funny, but one unecessary person thinks it is and laughs uncontrollably... that wud be an oppertunity to say this.

by lemon December 30, 2004

attention spasm

The sudden, involuntary moments when a person is able to concentrate mentally on a particular activity or conversation.

She asked me about my day after an attention spasm.

by Ikhazzaka January 10, 2017

spamoogi

The result of a male ejaculating or cum or seamen
First known usage was in the mid 1990's from a woman who lived and worked in Virginia, USA.
Quoat: " I wish the damn people in the laundry department would get out all the spamoogi stains in the sheets!"

Pronounced : Spa-moo-gee

Jesus..., did you see the load of spamoogi I shot on her Trampstamp
Crap, I got spamoogi all over my clothes!

by Indiana Jonesie December 6, 2006

Spasmodic

Sudden and violent but brief, fitful, intermittent

"Excuse me, Sir, but can you tell me why my hand is being spasmodic right now? It won't stop twitching."

The stick-shift car with the first-time driver inside appeared to be spasmodic to bystanders.

by minibeanz23 December 11, 2011

spazmod

A person who has performed an idiotic act is called a spazmod.

How the hell did you drop that pass you spazmod?

by Jack Bannan+Sam Walker April 28, 2006

spazmonkey

Someone who pretends to be anti-chav when in fact they are actually lovers of all things chav i.e. burberry, trakies, gypped-up cars, white lightning cider, terrorising elderly and vunerable people.
A fake, phoney, fraud, hypocrite, anyone who belongs to the spazmonkey forum.

Tuck your trakies in your socks and let's join spazmonkey.

by Yobkillah October 11, 2006