Saskatchewan Log Ride

A sex act, in which a sizable turd is fitted over the penis, to act as an extension. The feces-enhanced phallus is then used to penetrate a vagina, preferably resulting in severe infections.

Sally is such a freak! She let me give her a Saskatchewan log ride last night!

by Bearded Justice August 21, 2019

Spankatrix

A female who's not quite into S&M but enjoys giving her lover a few slaps on his butt.

It started as a game, but she quickly became a Spankatrix. My ass was sore.

by Mochicho February 10, 2009

Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle

When you're on top during a 69 and you sit up and drop a filthy diarrhea splat on your lovers chest. This leaves them on their back, hands and legs flailing in the air like a turtle turned on its shell.

After dinner last night my girl couldn't wait for me to give her a Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle.

by Lazy Larry Lord January 5, 2009

spankage

1. a fair thrashing given to another team in a sport e.g. cricket

2. a cricket shot that has been hit hard

1. Booth gave Copley a fair spankage

2. He gave that delivery a spankage

by Matthew Lumb October 31, 2004

spackattack

derived from spastic originally then spacker then spackattack its when someone has a spasticated attack like a epileptic fit only there not epileptic when someone decides they are going to act really really wierd and dance in funny ways or say stupid things they are having a spackattack

stop having a spackattack in my room do it outside

by boonking July 6, 2011

Spankable buttocks

_____backside that needs, or has the ability of being deserving of swift strikes.

Because Bobby was such a misbehaving lad, he had the most spankable buttocks in town.

by Bob Lewis August 22, 2006

Saskatchewan

Saskatchewan is a province in Canada. It's basically Kansas but for Canada. It's full of rednecks, old white men, and sucky sports teams. It's also just a fucking rectangle.

person A: wow, Kansas is as flat as a pancake.
person B: you haven't been to Saskatchewan, son.

by brokenfictions November 27, 2018