Sound Tight Logic

A type of critical thinking skill where you insert your head up your own anus and talk a bunch of shit and you never have to admit any wrong and can quote non facts and change reality to match your perception of whatever point you're trying to get across at that particular time. Even if it conflicts with something you said 5 minutes ago.

At the same time you've got your head up your anus talking shit, your bowels will be pushing it back the other way and create a vacuum in which sound cannot escape.

"You can't seriously be telling me that, the logic is not sound tight. When was the last time you had an orgasm?"

"Cooking is not baking, you can bake something without cooking it and visa versa. Try using sound tight logic"

by belial July 19, 2012

Soundcloud Mining

When your searching for new songs on Soundcloud.

Guys 1: what r u doing
Guy 2: Soundcloud mining

by Mr. Dankies June 11, 2018

original soundtrack

The grandest form of music. Conceived by videogame composers whose light bulb-based brain shined at 250% efficiency that day.

+: Have you listened to the Skyrim original soundtrack? It's great!
-: No, I haven't, but I'm planning to do it.

by Javi368 August 30, 2017

False Soundvertising

False Soundvertising is just like false advertising, except for the fact Soundvertising is solely defined as audio centric.

I was at the casino and thought that I had won because of the loud alarming noise that suddenly came about. However, it became clear that “DING DING DING DING DING!” does not mean that you actually won anything and is False Soundvertising.

by The pleasured Peanut October 31, 2020

sarcastic sounds

a childless dilf who also makes songs or something

p1: “hey man, do you know sarcastic sounds?”
p2: “is he that bitch that won’t get off of my tiktok fyp?”
p1: yup. gotta love him.

by ratturtleneck July 4, 2021

Samsung notification sound

A notification sound usually from a Samsung phone. It seems innocent until, almost every kid in a school makes this freaking noise. They hum the tone, in a usually annoying tone. Usually that's just it, but they combine it with the burger king foot lettuce guy tone and amogus sus memes, it becomes a trigger sound. Otherwise, it's just a notification.

Guy 1: *hums the samsung notification sound*
Guy2: *just fine
Guy1: Sus, buger king foot lettuce, etc and samsung notification sound
Guy 1: Get out of my head x10000

by Starcup May 19, 2021

The Sound of Animals Fighting

Is a band with members from Finch, Rx Bandits, Chiodos and Circa Survive. Currently they have 2 CDs out.
-Tiger and the Duke
-Lover, the Lord Has Left Us

Anthony Green from circa survive is one of the singers. Everyone in the band wears Animal masks and go by the name of the animal of the mask they wear. Very weird very tripy very awesome band. Currently on Equal Vision Records.

Guy 1- "Dude what is this fucking music it sounds like animals fighting"

Me - "they are called The SOund of Animals Fighting and they are the best fucking band ever"

Guy 1- "Lets get high and listen to them"

Me - "No, your head will explode from the amount of pure awesome"

by Nathan Stoltz July 18, 2006