Salty Warning

What precum should be called. When giving a blowjob, and not wishing to swallow the jizz, take the slight increase in pre- ejaculate to be a salty warning. Not only does it stop you from coming across like a terrified amatuer, it also means the guy is less likely to hold your head and foil your escape.

"Did you spit after sucking off Craig? Cos jizz tastes like the sea, it's awful"

"Didn't need to. I just paid attention to the salty warning and let him spunk on my face"

by MagickDio March 7, 2010

chocolate salty balls

A type of chocolate candy cooked by Chef on south park (played be r&b singer Isaac hayes). the name leads to many double entendras on the show, making it a recurring gag during the episode "chef's chocolate salty balls", as well as appearing on the CD "chef aid: the south park album"

*song chef sings while selling his candy

hey everybody have you seen my balls?
they're big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quck pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

ooo, suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em in your mouth,
put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em

by Chef aid April 23, 2007

Salty Hook

The act of rubbing your index finger on your sweaty balls and putting your finger shaped like a hook in your buds mouth and scraping his inner cheek giving it that strong salty taste.

Damn it Tom why did you have to give me the old salty hook?!!!

by Ginger Rednuts5 December 19, 2008

Don't be Salty

see salty

salty- to be angry, infuriated, or annoyed.

when someone becomes upset with you. Tell them not to be so salty, or "Don't be salty" about...

by Ryne and Reid October 7, 2006

Salty Pirate

Where a male ejaculates in the eye of a female causing her to loose vision in one eye, and then kicking her in one leg so she hops about like pirate with a peg leg.

I gave Meg the salty pirate last night.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Getting Salty

To get uppity, angry with, mouthy,or just plain sassy. To talk back or try to pick a fight with words.

"Whoa- don't go getting salty with me just because you had a bad day!"

by MickB January 20, 2009

Salty Ninja

when a male hides in a closet and starts whackin' it. then when someone enters the room, the male knocks on the closet door to draw attention to his pressence. when the door is opened, the dude blows his load in the other persons face and darts of into the shadows

gina hates it when i give her the salty ninja, but she hates it even more when i give her the salty pirate

by reorith September 18, 2008