soapiwazumi

@soapiwazumi on tiktok is a beautiful amazing wonderful brilliant never been seen before showstopping talented person. stan @soapiwazumi

@soapiwazumi is beautiful. stan @soapiwazumi on tiktok.

by cipher lol July 10, 2021

Soaping Wet

When you get out of the bathtub to get a snack and you’re covered in soap suds.

She got out of the bathtub without toweling off to get a snack and was soaping wet.

by AmyLane July 19, 2023

Lawn Soaping

Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.

CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.

by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019

Sapingando

Diritive of the cuban slang "sapingo"

The act of being a sapingo; un sapingo que esta comiendo mierda

Que esta haciendo ese sapingo ?? Esta Sapingando!

by Justo529 September 21, 2018

shapinga

Shapinga is when you’re hitting your grandma from the back and simultaneously your uncle runs over your dog with a dump truck.

The other day I was performing shapinga at Grammy’s house and I went outside and found Scruffy bleeding out on the sidewalk.

by DommyDifference December 2, 2019

Shapiro Mode

Sometimes referred to as Chipmunk Mode.

Slang for putting a video, especially a boring instructional video, on 2x speed to make it go by faster, typically because the presenter talks too slowly. So named because it makes the presenter sound like Ben Shapiro (or a chipmunk).

Ugh, another asynchronous lecture video. Let's save us some time and energy and put it into Shapiro Mode.

by Shepherd Guy September 1, 2021

Infomercial Sapiens

Endangered sub-species of homo sapiens, who due to ineptitude in any given task poses a health hazard to themselves and their surroundings. Often suffers from mal-nutrition, as simple tasks as chopping a vegetable with a knife, results in hospitalization. Also prone to different infections and diseases, as handling used rags, mops and cleaning equipment that's not highly specialized (as promoted in an infomercial), will despite ease of use and common knowledge, be used not only wrongly - but with some sort of health risk. Some cases of hoarding has been observed, but there is yet no documentation of Infomercial Sapiens" being hoarders in general.

UNESCO has put Infomercial Sapiens on the endangered species list, as they will either kill themselves, or die out when streaming of media will remove infomercials from TV-screens.

See also Infomercial People, Infomercial

Karen was so sad to discover her son had the "infomercial sapiens" mutation, and probably only had a couple of years left to live.

by GorramYadda February 9, 2018