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snowballs

The difference between a snowman and a snow-woman.
Winter is nearly over, that snowman's snowballs are melting.
by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010
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snowball

You perverts got it all wrong. This is the REAL answer:

What a kid makes when it snows outside.
He rolls up a pile of snow,
packs it up into a ball,
and throws it at random people.
Mischevious Mike threw a record of seven-hundred and fifty-three snowballs at random people like hobos, ugly girls, and fat people.
by Anti-Pervert Dude January 15, 2008
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slowbaru

A popular term in which Subaru haters call Subarus.

Also the way a Subaru owner refers to his car after getting crappy dyno numbers.
Yo yo yo son, that Slowbaru can't run with my boosted civic.

Oh my god, my Slowbaru was supposed to make 800whp, but only did 261whp on the dyno.
by DONALD GEORGE November 22, 2007
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snowbandit

In the case of a blizzard/whiteout, there are those, most often of younger age, that will immediately gear up and set out into the snow-coated streets with one objective in mind; dominate with snow. These are snowbandits, one with the white, clandestine in their operations, and always armed with a variety of different caliber snowballs to suit any given situation. Often moves in groups of two or more, though the occasional lone wolf may be encountered. Be cautious of their cleverness in tactics, the snowbandits are not to be underestimated.
"What the hell happened to you?"

"I was on my way home from the grocery store, and I got ambushed guerrilla-style by a group of snowbandits. They plastered me with slushballs, a brutal choice. I only barely managed to escape."
by Bezekric May 18, 2005
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alaskan snowball

when you jizz in their lovers mouth, male or female, and then the other person spits the jizz into your ass hole, using it as a lubricant to get ur ass fucked and/or fingered.
I'm gonna do the alaskan snowball on u in ur sleep.
by mike humplebee March 24, 2010
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snowballin

when a guy shoots his load in a girls mouth and she passes it back to him
after she took his load she snowballed him
by girlie girl September 20, 2003
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Snowbaz

A bun worn upon a basma’s head. If made contact with high heat, it will turn into spaghetta-baz. Other names include: dumpling-baz, bouncy-baz and kumon-baz.
Woah that snowbaz is on fleeeeek!”
by bascam4ever August 21, 2019
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